Pan-Fried Personnel: Bacon critic being hired by Time, Inc.

According to reports, the storied publisher is investing in the AM side of life, promoting breakfast editorial and advertisers in an online publication entitled EXTRA CRISPY.  The Bacon Critic job, a three-month gig for starters, joins a hard-caffeinating crew going after the latest in java, breakfast cereal and pastry trends.  While the publication has been in development for over a year, the new role strips away the glamour behind food, beverage and culture to take sides (of pork, of course) in the health vs. hedonism battle, likely coming out in favor of flavor.  Active Junky staffers are checking their non-compete agreements to see if this one is worth taking the heat.