Don’t Cry Over Spilled Ice

This ain’t pond hockey. This is Red Bull’s ice cross downhill racing.

On a course stocked with jumps and riddled with sharp turns, nasty spills are inevitable. Equipped with hockey pads and skates, competitors (attempt to) skate to victory, though most end up spinning out of control like a 2WD Fiat chasing a semi on Ice Road Truckers. Ouch — just watching this makes us want an ibuprofen.